Science+Station

   WHAT IF?    HOW COME?? WHY NOT?? **  //EXTRA CREDIT POINTS WILL BE GIVEN TOWARDS FIRST NINE WEEKS GRADES on ALL Science Station Myths, Riddles, Jokes, and other items!!!!! //**  media type="custom" key="1986228" >  (Make sure to write your first name and date by your discussion) 
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 * SOLVE THIS RIDDLE:**

__<span style="font-size: 120%; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif">//ELEMENTS// You **Pb** me to believe he's dead; I **Zn** he won't survive. Do you **Zn** he's still alive? <span style="font-size: 120%; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif"> <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif"> _ __<span style="font-size: 120%; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif">**SCIENCE JOKES:** __
 * Ba** in the ground, you fool!

<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 3)">M y name is Bond, **Ionic Bond**; <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif">Taken, not shared!

<span style="color: rgb(17, 232, 30)"><span style="color: rgb(25, 235, 200)">T his is one for all you feminists out there...**(Fe)**male...male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetism!

<span style="color: rgb(215, 9, 196)">W hat did the cowboy do with this horse? **Rhodium** Tell the rodeo cowboy what to do with the calf - **Euopium** What did the gambler do with his cards? **Palladium** If a chemist becomes flabby, find a way to **Fermium** up! __<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif">


 * <span style="color: rgb(244, 143, 47)">Chemical Formula: **

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What is it? It's the formula for water!

W hy did the chicken cross the road?

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads. <span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif">

T wo atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'

<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif"> <span style="font-size: 120%; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif">**SCIENCE BUMPER STICKERS:**

<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif">It takes **ALKYNES** to make a world!

===<span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center; display: block">**This is a collection of quotations from scientists and/or about science, which at least somebody considered funny.** ===